January 15, 2012 3:14:55 AM CET
Perhaps the best retort I've every read about was many years ago when thousands of same-sex couples were in Washiington, DC, for a LGBT civil rights rally.
An airplane had landed at Reagan National, and well over half the people exiting were ******, arriving for the rally.
A few teenagers, waiting to board their flight, saw all the **** arriving, and one of them made a derogatory comment about all the "***."
One elderly gentleman exiting the plane stopped, turned to the kid and said, "That's Mr. ****** to you, son," and then kept on walking.
Nearly everyone broke out in laughter and applause, and the kid was rightfully humiliated.